hi! i’m really embarrassed to say this and i’m sure you’ll think it’s a troll but i’m a machinekin and not even like a sentient machine… i identify as a toaster. it’s so embarassing to say and i’ve never told anyone, i usually just lie and say i’m something else. can anyone else identify?

Admin’s note: Well, “toaster” is usually the identity used by trolls, but, that does not mean someone can’t be legitimate. It’s hard for us to know from an anon message, so, right now I don’t see a reason to not publish this.